“Sadly I live in the 21st century where having a career and education is an actual means of stability and pride. “You have to wear a dress! You can’t blow this! This may be your ONLY chance to find a nice husband and maybe move out!” Her mother was onboard and even tried to help when she announced it last Wednesday. Why? It wasn’t like they never went out, but this would be their first time alone together for a few hours, especially after Valentine’s Day. She had to get used to the idea of calling it a date. _ was getting ready for her date with Matthew. “They want to impress us, not knowing that as long as she is herself and smells nice, it's enough,” Oh and don’t get nervous if she gets all gussied up, just saying. “The carnival that’s like twenty miles out of town,” Matthew looked at him, “You’re good,” “Try it! You’re not dating her, ye’re getting ready to do out with her, strictly platonic, and she’ll be waiting at the door. Like you two are just friends again and I guarantee you’ll know where to take her,” “You started it! Anyway, here’s what you do, think of this as an outing instead of a date. I could have her squealing and squirting in five minutes!” “Geezer?! I have more stamina in my finger than you have in your body, lad. “She doesn’t want some geezer lusting after her!”
“Finally, any longer I would have done it,” Tonight’s date was different from all the others he’s been on and Allistor knew it, “Overheard ye three talking. Francis was away on business, so Matthew couldn’t ask him for advice, which was usually “use protection”. Mattie, come with me,” Matthew followed him upstairs to the guest room. “Just got in,” he ruffled the boys’ hair, “Alfred, get my other crap out of the car. “Allie!” Artie hugged her brother happily, “When did you get here?” “And hide under Artie’s skirt,” said Allistor walking in. “She did! You went wee wee wee all the way home,” “She beat your ass and made you her bitch! But on a side note, her old man tolerates me so that’s cool I guess,” “And she did beat up Alfred,” piped Artie. “Dad is scary but I’m sure she didn’t have to learn to fight like I had to,” “Her dad is fucking scary,” said Alfred, “Then again so is yours,” Or else she’d be as feminine as her dad,” “Lucky for _, Feliciana has been girling with her.
#Grandma conji how to#
Usually they learn how to be feminine from their mother or friends,” “Most young ladies endure it because, well, it’s their mother. Seriously, I don’t see why she takes that type of shit from her mom. He shuddered at the thought and continued to think. He’ll probably turn that play into a pink, glittery shag pad. “I’ll think about it,” he said thinking of what Artie might do. I think it’s cute that Matthew found someone to give him a challenge,” said Artie, “Oh, why don’t you two stop by the bakery after hours! I can make it look so nice and you can have dessert!” “Just as much as you love your right hand and lube shit stain,” “Shit, you never thought this through with other chicks,” Alfred walked into the kitchen, then he smirked, “Aww dwoes Mattie lwike _?” “That’s a maybe but I want to take her someplace fun,” “Well, it’s a first date, how about a nice restaurant?” “She’d kill me, she hates those lovey dovey chick flicks and I don’t want to be around all that estrogen,”
#Grandma conji movie#
“Ooh! How about that nice looking movie about boy meets girl?”
“Why don’t you take her to the movies?” he jumped. Maybe a dive bar, he could get in no problem but then there’s the other shit like him getting into a fight and she getting hurt. He knew her long enough that she hated chick flicks.
He thought about the movies but nothing good was playing. They’ve been places alone, it wasn’t a big deal…before but now it was. He took many chicks out, it wasn’t a big deal and he had no fucking idea why he was stressing over taking _ out. He finally got her to go out with him and now he had no fucking idea on where to take her.
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